Booby Prize!

 Well, May is officially “Baby Month”!

So far, 2 baby girls have put in an appearance, and the third, our grandaughter, is due on the scene soon!

So, I’ve added to my baby hat repertoire with this little offering, plus my own Poem too!

Ban the Boob

Ironic Antidote to Complainers 

Oh my goodness, what a disgrace

Feeding a child in a public place!

I like to see  

Boobs bouncing free 

Not attached to a baby’s face

How can you perform this outrageous display?  

It’s unnatural to abuse your child in this way,

Boobs aren’t meant to use

Feed your babe in the loos 

Doing it out here ain’t okay.

You know that this is just wrong

Put those boobs back where they belong

On stage, or page 3

That’s where they should be

Not out in public, begone!

©Siân Titcomb 2024

The first one I’ve shipped today to a friend, Kimmy, and the second is waiting for Riley!