Well, May is officially “Baby Month”!
So far, 2 baby girls have put in an appearance, and the third, our grandaughter, is due on the scene soon!
So, I’ve added to my baby hat repertoire with this little offering, plus my own Poem too!
Ban the Boob
Ironic Antidote to Complainers
Oh my goodness, what a disgrace
Feeding a child in a public place!
I like to see
Boobs bouncing free
Not attached to a baby’s face
How can you perform this outrageous display?
It’s unnatural to abuse your child in this way,
Boobs aren’t meant to use
Feed your babe in the loos
Doing it out here ain’t okay.
You know that this is just wrong
Put those boobs back where they belong
On stage, or page 3
That’s where they should be
Not out in public, begone!
©Siân Titcomb 2024
The first one I’ve shipped today to a friend, Kimmy, and the second is waiting for Riley!
